Out with the old, in with the new

Time passes fast when one is doing something one enjoy, and yet another year has passed.

I still enjoy traditional wetshaving, so I’ll keep on doing that… and I also enjoy blogging about it and talking about it on my favourite shave forum, so I’ll keep on doing those things too.

My den haven’t grown by much the last year, but my technique keeps getting sharper – if y’all excuse the pun – and in the end it’s the shave that counts, not how many razors, brushes or soaps one has in rotation.

So in short, I wish you all a nice, peaceful and well shaven new year!

Til árs ok friðar!

Shaving accidents medical reports

Sometimes I run across things that makes me cringe inside… one of my finds is hospital-data.com, which among other things lists statistics on such things as – for instance – facial accidents involving shavers or razors.

Lets skim a few and see what lessons we can identify, shall we?

61 YO M, C/O FACIAL SWELLING AND PAIN, ABSCESS WITH DISCHARGE, STARTED 4 DAYS AGO AFTER SHAVING AND CUTTING HIMSELF, DX CELLULITIS.

Very ouch, and a reminder to use alum and patch up major cuts.

35 YOM INFECTION ON FACE FROM USING DIRTY RAZOR FACIAL CELLULITIS

Less sympathy here – clean your gear people.

40 YO FEMALE SHAVED WITH RAZOR AND HAS RASH UNDER CHIN FOLICULITIS

I’m going to guess bad prep, in my experience a good prep fixes most rashes.

FOUND RAZOR AND CUT FACE, ALSO TOUCHED HOT BURNER ON STOVE

This one… two year old child. Please don’t put your razor where children can find them and play unsupervised – and keep an eye on the stove when the burners are hot.

The database also lists injuries to other bodyparts, as well as injuries caused by other objects. Speaking of the former, it’s not too surprising to see that injuries to the fingers outnumber facial injuries about 6.4:1… but the one shaver-or-razor related injury category that really make me cringe is “Eyeball”:

PT C/O CUT TO RT EYE AREA LAST NIGHT WITH RAZOR – DX CORNEAL ABRASION.

Eeeeew.. not going there.

PS: I wanted to lighten up the post by adding a few funny pictures of razor cuts or accidents… but the majority I found was about self-injury and rather depressing. If you do suspect someone near you are suffering from this, please do whatever is in your power to get them help.

Gillette in battledress

Old advertisements can be fun… and while these may seem like simple public information messages they were also brand reinforcement messages – keeping Gillette in the front of peoples mind during WW2.

From creme to croap to soap…

…just add time.

My jar of Prairie Creations KISS has, over time, hardened from a soft creme to a hardish soap. It don’t change the other qualities of the KISS, which saves just as well as before.

A different era…

… this ad would not fly today I think.

Define “razor sharp”

razor-sharp adjective (SHARP)

  • ​extremely ​sharp:
  • These ​animals have razor-sharp ​teeth.

razor-sharp adjective (CLEVER)

  • If you ​describe someone or someone’s ​mind as razor-sharp, you ​mean that that ​person ​thinks very ​clearly and ​quickly:
  • She’s got a razor-sharp ​mind.

Burma Shave!

The Burma Shave advertisement along roads were a piece of genuine Americana – also known as kitch from the other side of the pond – that seems to be mostly gone these days.

Cost of shaving – one more time

As I was stumbling across the Internet, I found an article over on the Sharpologist written a couple of years ago: a financial faceoff. It’s a decent read, even if several assumptions are made along the way I find myself not agreeing with all the way – YMMV.

Unsurprisingly, DE’s (and one has to assume, SE’s) are much cheaper to use then either cartridges or disposables. What did surprise me was the claim that DE’s are a quarter of the cost – I had assumed it would be even less (ignoring any Acquisition Disorder you might have picked up along the way, off course).

First shave

Every man remembers his first shave, according to the internet…

I don’t.

I do remember my first shave with a traditional safety razor though, and how my face looked afterwards… was hooked right away, despite several nicks. Thinking about it, I do believe my first shaves as a pimply teen was with an unremarkable electric razor… a no-brand rotary. First experiments with carts and canned goo came a little later as I was gearing up for boot camp – I believe my logic was that you can’t find an outlet while on exercise in the deep forests. The main takeaway from the first few years was that I dislike canned goo; left my face feeling dry and funky.

Enter stage right; a cheap brush and cream from BodyShop. Much better, even if ingrown hairs and shaving rash still plagued me.. at the time I though that was just how it was.

Over the next couple of decades I waffled between carts (Sensor Excel), various electrics, and growing beards… until I was pointed in the direction of traditional wetshaving while I was gearing up for a one year Tour of Duty as a UN Military Observer in Africa – the logic at the time being that you can’t always find an electrical outlet nor reliable buy carts while in a third world country… seems to be a common theme with why I switched to a cart years before.

The anticipation when I slid the Feather blade into my Parker R22 and slowly twisted is closed was palatable… and I promptly opened and closed it a few times to make 100% absolutely sure I had put it in right. I was happy with the lather I had made with my brand new Omega boar brush and my just as new tube of Proraso Green… even if looking back it was frankly not particularly good. And the less I say about my pre-shave, the better… because there is not much to say about splashing some warm water on ones face.

The feeling of sliding a traditional safety razor over my cheeks for the first time? Unforgettable. The actual sound of stubble being sliced through by a piece of wicked sharp steel? Simply wonderful.

Yes, there was several nicks. Blood was drawn. The Feather is, in hindsight, way to sharp for an aggressive razor like the R22. My lather was too watery and provided little cushion. But despite all that I knew one thing for sure when I rinsed the bright red remains of watery lather of my face:

I wanted more. Much more.

To roll back, I think my first shave was forgotten because it wasn’t anything special. I do remember my first traditional shave because it was quite simply unforgettable.

Everone has days like this

Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you’ve the chance.

– Ben Lerner, 10:04