Unruly moustache? Posted on 2016-02-02 by WegianWarrior Fear not – the KAISER MUSTACHE TRAINER will overcome every objectionable features of a mustache in just FIVE minutes every morning! Yours for just 50 cents and the use of a time machine set for 1902! Share this:MastodonRedditTwitterEmailTumblrWhatsAppFacebookLike this:Like Loading...