Soaps, croaps and creams

It is amazing really – no matter how often you shave, the sheer amount of soaps and creams don’t seem to be reduced.

Clearly the reason for this apparent miracle is that we’re living in the future now, and soaps, croaps and creams have become self-replicating… it’s the only logical solution. The other hypothesis – that they breed – is just too… off-putting.

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